golf

a stupid sport where u hit balls at shit and miss, played buy old people with huge asses

Street golf

by Viper man+ October 1, 2003

golf foxtrot

Military phonetic alphabet's abbreviation for "gaggle fuck." The armed forces often use the word "gaggle" to describe any non-formation grouping of people standing or wandering about, showing little purpose or direction.

"Look at all of those disgusting civies in that golf foxtrot"

"keep your bearing and stay in formation, or this entire platoon will look like a giant golf foxtrot."

by USMC Candidate September 9, 2009

Anti-golf

Commonly used by Tyler, the Creator so he's not referred to his clothing line GOLF to the actual sport golf ..which he hates very much odd future golf wang

"Anti-golf boys cause I don't fuck with me either"

by XV.BOOST June 15, 2016

Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

lawn golf

played a lot like golf but with a tennis ball and objects to hit instead of a hole. Originated at Buena Vista University.

Follows the same rules as golf, but lawn golf is a lot more fun.

by BennyBVU September 14, 2008

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

urban golf

A game played in an unconventional environment (streets, alleys, sidewalks, etc.) using only a golf club and a ball, such as a tennis ball.
Competitors set up a course in a city-like environment and use targets like billboards and dumpsters as holes. Modeled after the sport of golf--only much cooler.

The five men packed into a van and proceeded with a game of URBAN GOLF, as they do every Saturday night.

by Tyler December 22, 2003