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Glock Talk

1) An internet forum for enthusiasts of the Glock semi automatic handgun (otherwise known as Glockers) to engage in debate, exchange news, information, and disseminate knowledge and esoterica regarding the Glock semi automatic pistol.

2)An internet forum for enthusiasts of the Glock semi automatic handgun populated by Mall Ninjas, dateless wonders, police academy rejects, macho rent-a-cops with dominance issues, gun porn fetishists, obsessive compulsives with ridiculously repetitive questions about calibers, stopping power, and which gun is better, and people suffering from dangerously high levels of weekend armchair commando testosterone that obviate the salutary effect of all the Viagra they're taking.

3) A website where men talk about their guns like it's their children or their penis.

4) A website where men talk about "defending their families" but ignore the more pressing issues threatening their kit and kin like their irrational spending on guns, ammo, and "preps" draining funds from future educational opportunities, and ignoring their own health by forsaking exercise, eating poorly, drinking too much, and ending up with diabetes and heart disease. You can't defend your family when your on oxygen, weigh 400 pounds and can't afford groceries.
"I learned how to clean my Glock 19 properly at Glock Talk.

"Those guys at Glock Talk sure know about guns, but I doubt they know a damn thing about women."

"GET RID OF THAT NICKEL-PLATED SISSY PISTOL AND GET YOURSELF A REAL LIVE WOMAN! NOT A CLOCK!" - what Tommy Lee would say if he met half the guys on the Glock Talk Forum.
by BillyBobGunNut October 1, 2007
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Glock Block

When your teammates block your bullets with riot shields and corner you in on Call of Duty. It can be accidental or on purpose. Riot shields don't necessarily need to be involved. Sort of like a cock block but with bullets and less sex and more guys.
Dude, I was one kill away from a Nuke and i got Glock Blocked by a couple of noobs.
by KingMoeGorrillaman67 August 20, 2010
mugGet the Glock Blockmug.

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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glock cock

Hey nigger hand that glock cock over here dawg.
by dickiewickie October 14, 2011
mugGet the glock cockmug.

Glock the block

Verb.
To shoot at people from a moving vehicle; drive-by shooting.
I'm tired of those wanna-be gangsters! Let's glock the block!
by DeideiNathan October 9, 2007
mugGet the Glock the blockmug.

glock a cow

The act of shooting semen into the mouth of a Vegan.
Shit man, sometimes you gotta glock a cow.
by Subrandom June 7, 2007
mugGet the glock a cowmug.

Glocked up

the situation in which a person can't live without glocks.he gets locked with guns.Glock+Locked up=Glocked up.
"yo homie,they've got beef with me.so i'm glocked up now a days"
by Ra Skull August 2, 2012
mugGet the Glocked upmug.

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