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glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.
This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.
by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017
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glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy
dang glenn ass is so big and juicy
by Glenn ass November 17, 2020
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Glenn

The cutest and most sweetest person in the whole world also doubles as spiderman
by Spiderpig January 17, 2021
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Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top
- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence
by No go bro March 3, 2021
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Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Glenn

An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.
by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023
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