giving it up

the act of a female giving someone sex.

dont waste your time or money on that bartender the only one shes giving it up to is her boyfriend the bouncer.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010

the beaver of giving

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."

The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.

by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011

giving a justin beiber

sucking a mooses dick while singing into its asshole

justin beiber:oh i just want someone to be giving a justin beiber

dude:you sick fuck!!!!!

by fuckyoufuckyou March 23, 2010

girling it up

Commonly refers to the condition exhibited where women complain or exclaim that their feelings have been hurt. Usually the direct result of some sort of interaction with a man.
The root of the word provides light hearted humor in the idea that this way they act is commonplace and typical.

Just fucking great, my girlfriend is girling it up again because I didn't buy her a prize when I went out. I'm going to tie this purple jump rope to the ceiling fan. Can ya hook a brotha up by kicking the stool?

by Steven Boehm May 6, 2006

giving birth to a baby texan

The act of taking a large and extremly urgent bowel movement.

"I couldn't wait for a real bath room, I had to give birth to a baby texan in the port o let out side Mick Jaggers house."

by tommm May 16, 2005

Gillington

A Pirates of the Caribbean slash pairing featuring James Norrington and Lieutinent Gillette (the one who made the mermaid comment to Elizabeth).

I'm an obsessive Gillington shipper

by Lady_Yaoi July 30, 2008

Giving Birth to a General in the Burns Unit

To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.

by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009