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Serving Up Gems

When a jewel thief defecates stolen jewels.
He knew when he ate the stolen necklace he would eventually be serving up gems.
by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021
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Gemma

If you are friends with one, consider yourself lucky as she does not open up to many people, she holds many dark secrets. Throughout her life, she has developed a hard shell around her heart and blocks out love. She also probably secretly hates you. Being friends with Gemma is like being friends with royalty. She is very wise and holds the best advice but can be confused as a wale at times. She is the size of 5 houses.

She will make some animal noise and won't shut up! No one can compare to her once you've been with a Gemma. Don't lose her she doesn't need you, but you need her more then you think.
a really sexy girl with a nice pair of tits

everybody loves her

woooahh look at her jugs man

itss gotta be a gemma
by bong wack April 8, 2020
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is da best
gemma is da best
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Gemma Pell

you: you are so cool and goofer

me: Gemma Pell ! 👨 🍳
by pemma jell July 12, 2022
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my germs

A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.

A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
by supermuthafuckinvillain November 22, 2011
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gemma

a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
very weekend, gemma gets (insert favourite drunken term here) and pisses people off
by damngirllll September 19, 2009
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Gemma

Fucks everybody also referred as a man eater
Gemma you slut
by Kingrenga July 16, 2014
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