grant garner

u put my name on here so im doin the same ahahahahahahahahahaha grant likes cheese

grant said to a typewriter, i fly with my tape measure!

by ahahahahaha August 5, 2003

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

Garnoot

a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears

-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot

by ob big man September 29, 2019

garnis

a penis that resembles garbage

Amber : " He had a garnis! "

Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "

Amber : " of course not I ran away!"

by Cathrine Grey July 17, 2016

Garnacha

The sound one yells when your asshole is being ripped to shreds in the bathroom because of bad food that was previously consumed.

"I was watching TV the other day when I heard my roommate, Jon yell "GARNACHA" when he was in the bathroom. It must have been the burrito he ate..."

by Cumpleaños October 3, 2019

Garnet

Garnets are usually fat, lazy, annoying. It's a unisex name so if you find a male garnet he/she is either gay/tranny. Or if you find a female garnet he/she is tranny/lesbiano. Don't be a garnet. If you were named Garnet you are gay. Sorry to break it to you.
#NotNamedGarnetGang

Is that the gay nigga Garnet Person?!

by Bad Dick Sexy Male April 18, 2019

garnock

This is a synonym for lanyard. they keychain things that go around your neck.

What is that thing that holds keys called . . . lariate . . .? garnock!!!??? LANYARD!!!!!!

by firewire October 31, 2004