anal gape put put

Hitting a golf ball into an anal gape

That women was so freaky last night she let me play anal gape put put last night on her.

by Cocksmoker3000 November 23, 2017

G.A.G. (guys against Gaping)

a group of people against the growing fad in pornography, where the man, after boning a girl in the bum, then proceeds to show the camera how big he made her hole.

I'm a supporter of G.A.G. (guys against gaping) i hate when a womans butt-hole is enlargened.

by jeffreyOwens January 22, 2012

gae gaping anus energy

The complete opposite of big dick energy

Guy One: Austin has a big dick but you’d never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy

by Reece David Cooper Helland September 30, 2018

Gape

The facial contours and structure of a woman's face; in reference to better sucking power for blowjobs.

"Look at the gape on that number's face" - Person 1

"Yeah, looks like supreme suckage" - Person 2

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.

The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.

by Chewie23 June 2, 2009

Gape

Round eyes, the opposite of slant eyes.

Person 1: "So many slants in this room"
Person 2: "As opposed to so many gapes in this country"

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.

My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"

by Very-NPC June 4, 2024