furkle

To heat food at the lowest possible temperature. Below 'simmering' probably only possible by the use of gas appliances. The word FURKLE was invented by Paul Kelly (English) and mentioned first in letters home (2000) and also in his blog 'Daze Off' (whilst teaching Americans how to cook Curry).
KEITH FLOYD (The chef) once stated that he didn't think there was such a word (to describe the lowest possible gas setting whilst cooking food slowly).

To 'furkle'. Cooking on a domestic gas cooker, food would be first cooked and browned and once all ingrediants had been cooked through, the gas would be set as low as absolutley possible, so low as to just 'furkle' the food, to keep the heat sufficient to maintain a low heat, slight bubbling and nominal steam.

by Mike Kelly 'Daze Off' December 9, 2008

flurtle

A flurtle is a common name for Flurtulous Sprumbulous - it is a flying turtle with wings that come from either side of the shell and can fly at speeds up to 70 miles an hour.

Wow! Look at that flurtle go!

by Jonathan Dixon January 27, 2005

fartled

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

by Doodles505 July 21, 2009

Furternity Leave

When you take time off work to be with your new puppy

"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"

by kwillhoite July 13, 2016

funtle

funtle, driven from the word fun, is an online social interest-driven network project started in summer 2009 by two UALR Ph.D. students Fatih Shen and Mehmet Shen. It is considered as a platform where like-minded people are getting socialized around mutual interests.

www.funtle.com

by fatihsen January 9, 2011

furthest thing

In fact a

I am the furthest thing from a racist.

by Kmmill22 June 12, 2018

Furthermore

The opposite of closerless.

Iam "Furthermore, some of the things I've said clearly bother you. And that's understandable. At times that is kind of the point of saying it. But people (at least recently) have been doing the thing I described. I'm trying to determine the source of the phenomenon and I feel like actionable information is being withheld. I walked into a store the other day and someone said aloud 'that's a demotion.' Seems innocuous, correct? But that is word for word a thing I blurted out to the guy that I had initially suspected as the source of the phenomenon I'm talking about. So, for context, this guy was a former millionaire who lost everything due to drug use and I believe his background had something to do with computers. This is someone who the worst of my bad behavior in the past would have effected indirectly. So there's motive, opportunity, and know-how. Wouldn't take much to make a site. People aggregatin information online about people that are reprehensible isn't unheard of. I can actually list some examples. Charlie Zelenov (who is clearly a schizophrenic) and a guy that goes by the gamertag Low tier god. People will rip the streams of the latter (because he's a gaming streamer) and repost his worst moments for the purpose of mocking him (or he does it to himself for the purpose of generating additional revenue on his content by making additional channels). The former is a guy who challenges random people to spar and then batters them

inappropriately to inflate his imagined boxing record. Deontay wilder beat him up publicly. People post content about him on Facebook. So, the thing I'm talking about does exist in the world. The difference would be that you can find either of these guys with a Google search. Also, comedy show guy (after my assertion that the guy who made the shit I wrote into a movie makes reference to the fact that everybody told him that it seemed like it was written by someone other than himself) quoted the interview that I was talking about where the guy said it was 'a character study.' I mean, it could be both but I really don't think so man. You want to talk about something bothering you; that shit would bother you. An then there is writer guy making an overt reference to how I described my DnD character (on the same comedy show, no less) and after I brought it up another channel I watch made reference to DnD for the first time ever. I've watched hundreds videos of this guy's content. What are the chances that he would reference the game (DnD) for the first time ever but only after I reference the reference that writer guy made? It's just bizarre. Is hard to believe that is all in my head. Or WAS all in my head UNTIL NOW and I just can't tell the difference. But if I can't tell you the difference, why was I not getting the reference sensation before 3 weeks ago (or so)? Something has clearly changed. Furthermore."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2022