He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...
by Battlemonk September 29, 2005
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Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009
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Any type of structure erected for the sole purpose of keeping out dirty skets, especially deceptiskets Tent poles stuck in the ground at an aggressive angle have proven to be particulaly effective at maiming sed sket. Also a full proof way of telling if a girl is indeed a sket.
Sket: What the Fuck is this?! I've just fallen over it and cut myself
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?
by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011
Get the Sket Fence mug.What you call someone who has an inability or difficulty in making decisions. Someone who is always "Riding the Fence." (They can't commit to one side or the other.)
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A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.
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A man who will eventually become sterile from actually sitting on fences, due to little or no blood flow to the testicles.
Bro 1: "Hey man, wanna come to my birthday party?"
Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"
Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"
Bro 2: "Maybe...it depends on if I gain the momentum to slide my lazy ass out of bed that day. I might just sleep instead. But a party does sound kinda fun. I dunno...(sigh)"
Bro 1: "Just tell me if you're coming or not, you freakin' fence jockey!"
by J.D.elicious February 25, 2009
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Get the Funcomfortable mug.A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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