fuck

The only word in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.

by Havoc April 1, 2003

FUCK NO

This is a statement used when no is not good enough

Kayla- i want take off all my clothes and go in the room with your dad
Joy- FUCK NO!

by jmlovelace January 27, 2009

fuck it

A popular chemical found in weed.

jim "man i've got soo menny fucking bills to pay"*Takes a hit* "you know what... fuck it."

by Pilif April 26, 2006

to fuck

Apart from the basic meaning of the verb to fuck, it is also derived from the meaning to hit sharply, or get even, for example:

"Wait, wait, wait and see how they fuck you", or more extreme version: "to fuck the shit out of him"

The question of how serious the threat is by saying "I'll fuck you" was discussed in two judgments of courts in Jerusalem.

by Eckersley June 14, 2016

fuck it

To completely dismiss a fact of significant importance

I was going to use a condom, but Fuck it, when is the next time I'm gonna be in South Africa.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

fuck

There are only eleven times in history where the "FUCK" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the "FUCK" do you mean,
we are sinking?!"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the "FUCK" was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those "FUCKING" Indians
come from?"
-Custer, 1877

8. "Any "FUCKING" idiot
could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so "FUCKING" look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926

6. "How the FUCK did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC

5 "You want what
on the "FUCKING" ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the "FUCK" are we?"
-Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered "FUCKING" showers,
my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the "FUCK" is
going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "FUCK, I didn't think they'd get this
"FUCKING" mad."
-Saddam Hussein, 2003

by AS3 SCHULTZ January 4, 2008

fuck

1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.

WHAT THE FUCK...

by mikesayskissmyass June 21, 2006