Definitions by mikesayskissmyass

fuck 

1) Man's initial thought when he wakes up next to a woman heavier than the bed itself.

WHAT THE FUCK...

fuck by mikesayskissmyass June 21, 2006

Whorebag 

Easy to get, hard to get rid of.

The first whorebag I made love to was your mother.

Whorebag by mikesayskissmyass June 20, 2006