noun:
an initialism for the Future Trophy Wives of America. Used to refer to the cheerleading squad and/or dance team at any given high school or university

"I don't really care for sports. I'm really just here to support the FTWA" *wink*

"Grand Canyon University has an incredible FTWA program"

"Wow... I bet she's part of the FTWA!"

FTWA by daydream#1 November 18, 2019

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FTC

(F)ligh(T)(C)rew

What a do flight crew FTC, Flight team stand up

FTC by fLlghtreacts December 28, 2019

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T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011

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FTDW

For the damn win - An expanded and superior version of FTW

You totally owned that guy!

Yeah! FTDW!

FTDW by Museite August 20, 2010

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