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The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings
Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie
by Iamdefinitelynotabirdiamhuman September 15, 2019
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fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.
"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."
by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010
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Front-story

Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.

Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 2, 2010
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The Front Bottoms

An American rock band from New Jersey formed in August 2007. The members consist of lead vocalist and guitarist, Brian Sella and drummer, Mathew Uychich. Some of their greatest hits consist of 'Twin Sized Mattress', 'Be Nice To Me' and 'Lipstick Covered Magnet'. The music could also be labelled as 'Midwest Emo'.
They have also inspired many bands, such as McCafferty who tried to sound like them with a more punk theme. However, The Front Bottoms are way better than McCafferty for several reasons.
person 1: Have you heard of The Front Bottoms? Their music is pretty good.
person 2: No, I'll check them out though.
by b4dgerb0y January 19, 2022
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front of the train

Guy with the smallest dick is the front of the train.
Jared’s team made him front of the train because of his small cock.
by Chad farthouse November 19, 2019
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Furry Fronts

Whenz dat bytch got dem braces onnn and she suck that thang and get dem pubes all up in herr grill. Yall know wat im sayin?
Daniel: Yo Grant dat bitchh Ryyann had them furry fronts last nyght whend hes was suckin that cock

Grant: that bytch trippin!
by BalloonMilk1 April 19, 2011
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Front pocket

A front pocket usually refers to a fly (of pants).
"I've got something in my front pocket for you" - South Park episode
by Stephen Swires November 29, 2005
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