Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.
Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.
by StoneMason March 26, 2012
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Frosted nipples

nipples that have been chilled to the point were they are rock hard
dude that snow storm was so crazy i got frosted nipples
by stonemason August 02, 2008
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