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Definitions by stonemason

Fagumentary

A documentary that appeals to a gay audience.
My wife and I came across a fagumentary last night Netflix about gay pioneers and decided to watch it.
Fagumentary by Stonemason June 29, 2025

Polished Marble 

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.
Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.
Polished Marble by StoneMason August 12, 2012

Frosted nipples 

nipples that have been chilled to the point were they are rock hard
dude that snow storm was so crazy i got frosted nipples
Frosted nipples by stonemason September 26, 2008