Phobia of shooting free throws in a basketball game.
People with this disease often pass open shots and are hesitant to initiate contact in fear of having to shoot free throws.
People with this disease often pass open shots and are hesitant to initiate contact in fear of having to shoot free throws.
Man, I hate how some basketball players have freethrowaphobia, it makes the game so much less interesting.
by effay_ August 17, 2021
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Get the Freetard mug.a freet (freezing yeet) is a self-harm term for keeping exposed skin on a freezing surface for long enough to the point where it burns.
Freeting is the action of free
Freeted is the past tense
Freeting is the action of free
Freeted is the past tense
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An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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(not friendly; approach with caution)
(not friendly; approach with caution)
Hey guys cmon we need to stop this maniac, he's chucking stuff all over the place and spitting on the patrons while twitching!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
There's no use, stand back and alert the authories that one has become Freetarded!
by I n d i c a l March 30, 2022
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Get the fexting mug.A person who uses "it is a free country" or "you are violating my civil liberties" as an excuse to engage in malevolent, irresponsible, reckless, negligent, violent, or disorderly behavior.
Our flight got grounded because this freetard wouldn't stop shouting "you violerted muh freedurms!" when the flight attendant ordered him to wear a mask.
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