Freeming

To jerk of to furry porn, to then cum in a bowl. That bowl is stuck into the fridge for later use.

Nick Cage was once caught freeming while on vacation.

by Freeming January 26, 2018

fressing

When you are stressed and freaking out at the same time.

I was fressing out over the exam coming up.

by JediMasterHermione February 22, 2018

Freeling

just. stop. There is literally no point going here unless you have a sport to play for a day. Their sports teams are disgustingly bad.

Guy 1: Ayo, man have you guys played against Freeling yet?
Guy 2: Nah, expecting an easy w though.
Guy 1: Sucks that it is an away game, probably the max amount of people that have been to Freeling before lol.
Guy 2: Not wrong, the town is shit.

by DXL ZOID July 3, 2019

Frietting

Frietting is the act of running as if you were being chased For example

Larry: She's Coming, You Better Run!
Dave: Screw Running, I'm Frietting!

by Davidson Williamson June 22, 2020

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

freezing

freezing is when someone begins to become a snowflake

1. why are you freezing? you look stupid doing it-

by aa.. April 9, 2021

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021