Forked

When you are bored and have nothing to do, you shove a fork so far up your ass, when you take it out, it's a fucking spoon.

Also, forked can be used as a replacement name, when you have a decent minecraft name, but your two extra chromosome rub against each other to make your name "reforked".

God damn, I just forked myself real hard, now I have the golden spoon of truth.

by CoolKid2047u41 August 14, 2019

flesh forkers

A group of people that enjoy masturbating together. Could be used as a derogatory word i.e wankers.

Hey look at that bunch of flesh forkers.

by bubba cumsta February 20, 2009

Fornie

Shortened name for "the Fornicator", an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.

Oh look at Fornie! She's at it again!

She's about to get her fornie on!

by the_flange September 30, 2008

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Forked

- A word much more cool than Owned, Mankind r0x your s0x.

Omfg, you've been forked by ManKiND, commit suicide.

by ManKiND January 27, 2003

Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the .

Last night.. the bitch wouldn't shut her hole, so I förkenspügen'd.

by Swishy April 3, 2004

forielldo

A request for or confirmation that a statement is true. Urban slang for the words "for real though".

When I told my boyfriend I was pregnant he responded, "forielldo?". I nodded my head yes and showed him the test.

by JacKeD_FreaK July 24, 2009