The mysterious man that can be summoned only at the powerlines in fertigs by smoking weed, blasting music, and flashing lights.
That night we went up to the powerlines during a pitch black night we accidentally summoned flashlight guy
by Dusterdo September 21, 2025
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Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009
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The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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Get the dick flashlight mug.A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
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by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
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"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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