faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

by palomar65 August 29, 2011

fatulent

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.

Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!

by El Mayor May 1, 2006

flatulentriloquist

(flatulentriloquism) The miraculous art of "throwing" a highly audible 'dropped gut', thus causing all blame to be directed at someone else.

no idea where that came from, someone is a real flatulentriloquist

by Quixand September 13, 2019

flatulence of CGI

An excessive amount of CGI in a movie, TV, or other program, To the point where the movie is more about the CGI than the plot line.

Transformers 2 is nothing but a Flatulence of CGI.

by creapyd July 27, 2010

flatulencephobia

The fear of righteous flatulence.

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've been suffering from chronic flatulencephobia ever since my wife held my head under the covers after a long night of white castle burgers."

by Hoseschlange July 10, 2018

Flatulencer

An unqualified influencer that’s an apparent expert on any professional topic.

Did you see Janes post on how boosting her natural immunity prevents her getting Ebola, AIDS, COVID and has lessened the frequency of her Herpes attacks?

Oh yeah - she’s an absolute flatulencer…

by Supersleeper70 September 25, 2021

Flatulence

Collective noun for a group of dads.

There was a whole flatulence of dads at the barbecue party.

by El Squibbonator August 30, 2022