A random person who likes being random. I can't believe that any dictionary would let you do this. Sad, just like the definition of "CrazyForSW". Check that out, that's just one weird word.
TxA FireDragon walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why is a dragon coming into my bar?"
Laugh or I bite you.
Laugh or I bite you.
by FireDragon April 22, 2005
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The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.
After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.
by Minkenator October 2, 2017
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Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
by vinroy7 May 29, 2016
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The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:
1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.
2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:
1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.
2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.
2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022
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Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".
"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:
...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...
On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.
Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".
"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:
...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...
On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.
Bush: Brownie, Your Fired !
Brownie: Yesss!
Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...
Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.
Brownie: Yesss!
Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...
Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.
by BeenThere-DoneThat May 12, 2009
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I'm not too fired up right now, lets get some drinks and hit the dance floor.
I'm not too fired up right now, lets get some drinks and hit the dance floor.
by g_slice December 21, 2004
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