Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

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Fifth and Forget

for whatever reason, whether it be a celebration or out of misery, buying a fifth of your favorite alcoholic beverage and proceeding to drink it all in a short amount of time, followed by a blackout until the next day.

"dude, congrats on that A! how are you gonna celebrate it yo?"
"i'm for sure about to head to a party to fifth and forget."

"fml dude"
"i got you buddy, lets fifth and forget, always makes me feel better."

by Shamizard November 21, 2011

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Forget

To lose thought and to not remember an idea,a thought,or information

Michael often forgets to take out the garbage, so the house starts to stink.

by Francis7808 November 14, 2013

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ferret legging

A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.

hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.

by banquo January 20, 2004

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