Water feature

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!

What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!

by P187 July 20, 2011

feature creep

A dangerous disease of writing software: the original set of features is constantly added to by the product managers, driving the software engineers batty and causing massive delays in release of the product.

The program was delayed nine months by constant feature creep.

by Luigi July 9, 2004

feather the nest

n. the act of putting toilet paper on the seat of a public toilet before sitting down to take a dump.

"Man I had to drop a duece so bad, I didn't even have time to feather the nest."

by Waingro June 27, 2006

featuristics

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.

He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.

by Patricia B. January 14, 2008

Featureable

Able to get featured.

Such as the kind of video which can get featured on youtube.

Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.

by thechurchfodave July 17, 2009

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 4, 2023