Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Vanilla Extract

A good substitute for alcohaul

Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract in my cupboard.

by SwiNgeR July 11, 2003

Rear Entry Position 1

1. Also known by some as "doggy style" the rear entry position is fairly easy to assume. The woman gets either on her hands and knees or lays stomach first on the bed with her lover behind her. He is on his knees or sometimes his feet, and develops leverage by grasping on to her hips. Depending on preference the man's legs can be inside of the women's legs or outside of them. Couples may wish to have the woman's legs closer together because it creates more friction between the penis and vagina.

I like the doggy style!

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

Extra Dirty

Term used when ordering a martini with extra olives and extra olive juice.

Saphire Martini extra dirty please...

Three or four olives?

Three.

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

a few extra pounds

So big that the individual refuses to post an honest full-body pic.

See also: BBW; Bring Burgers With...

All those pics are taken from above, B. You know that's a few extra pounds for sure!

by DaddehDeluxish August 13, 2014

The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.

I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.

by Higgywig September 5, 2007