The Adam Levine Experience

The new and much more accurate name for Maroon 5, due to the fact that Adam is the only one who does anything anymore, since he's the only one singing and all their beats are computerized, it's not a group anymore it's just Adam's solo career, or The Adam Levine Experience. They used to be a band called Maroon 5 who came out with some fairly decent music, but ever since 2010 or so it became more and more so The Adam Levine Experience.

1.
Guy1: Hey did you hear the new Maroon 5 song?
Guy2: What Maroon 5? There is no Maroon 5 anymore! It hasn't been Maroon 5 since 2010, it's the Adam Levine Experience now!

2.
Jim: Hey what you listening to?
Bob: Just the Adam Levine Experience.
Jim: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Bob: Cause I like it...
Jim: You should listen to some Maroon 5 instead, they're a lot better.
Bob: No, I don't like music where you can actually tell that the artist put some effort into it and they play actual instruments, I prefer generic computerized noises that all sound the same.

3.
Chad: Hey did you hear the new song from The Adam Levine Experience?
Bill: Yeah I did, and that's an experience I wish I could get back!
Chad: Oh you didn't like it?
Bill: No, shit was trash!
Chad: Well yeah, of course it is trash, it's by The Adam Levine Experience. The Adam Levine Experience is generic trash nowadays mostly.

by Icy Wyte August 13, 2023

brutal experience

Having and enormous black dildo shoved up your asshole, turning your asshole inside-out

Kream's brutal experience was one for the record books.

by sack attack October 24, 2007

Expert bs'er

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.

Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything

by bigJamiee September 3, 2016

experimental music

a genre of music that is very obscure and composed of various noises and sounds. Usually played by a collective of people.

This experimental music sounds like someone locked vicious pack of wolves in a modern art museum with bells and glass jars.

by GodsDaughter May 16, 2006

boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

Philadelphia experiment

An alleged experiment where a navy vessel "disappeared" or turned invisible. the people who were allegedly involved and supposed witnesses all stated instants of people being on fire and not being able to be put out and people being stuck inside of walls ceilings and other parts of the ship that had been solid before the alleged incident. one man was reported to have burned to death after over 12 agonizing hours of being dowsed in water over and over again. the project was reported to have been abandoned for being too risky to attempt again.

I hear you were a witness.

Of what?

The Philadelphia experiment!

by crartonis June 27, 2006

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006