pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!

That smells like pure ass essence man!

by andezzat April 24, 2010

essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

by RoseyJean April 25, 2020

3 esses

shit, shower, shave

While in the army I learned of the need to do the 3 esses upon returning to the barracks.

by Niccolo1512 April 22, 2015

Essexville

a small city in Michigan were there is two types of people hicks or people that think there strait from Compton or some shit and usually think there bad ass but really there dumber than a sack of dog shit. Also know as a shit hole.

-i stole that snickers and then smoked weed later that night bro it was awesome
-yea.....that's hard core dude.....to bad you grew up in Essexville and not Compton

by Big Willie 58 March 16, 2011

Essex

One of the richest counties in England

Jealous northerners with small penises, ugly faces, fat women and tractors feel the need to bitch about thier superiors.

by ROARING HELL June 5, 2004

essex

South Eastern County bordering London, which despite popular belief, consists primarily of conservative voting middle – upper classes seeking an escape from the city. Unfortunately tainted by areas such as Romford and Southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake – Burberry wearing scum are contained and looked down upon. Highlights include Chigwell, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill, Epping where the amount of real Armani, Versace, Prada and Gucci being worn, and Porsches, Jaguars and Ferrari’s on the roads have a value greater than the gross amount of money that vermin on state benefit, like those found in Romford, con from our government.

Areas with high houseprices, high avearage wage and at least one car of a value greater than 35K

by You wish you lived in Essex June 2, 2005

ESSEX

I'm not very happy at the definitions of Essex that people have posted!

I have lived in both Basildon and Southend, but I am neither a chav nor emo...I am just a regular person. I am not poor, I do not claim benefits and I will NEVER become pregnant at 14. I would also like to state that as someone who is interested in fashion, Burberry is still a luxury brand - although sterotype 'chavs' wear fake designer stuff, I would never be caught dead in it. If you were to flip through the pages of VOGUE (yes, I'm probably one of few from Basildon who do read it) I'm sure you would be surprised to find that Burberry hardly use 'that' print in thier designs, or do it in an understated way...rather than that whole Daniella Westbrook (or whatever) look! :|

Yes, I agree that Southend is an area that really has gone down the pan due to its latest inhabiatants, but as someone who grew up in that area (well...mostly Leigh-on-sea aswell) I haven't turned out too bad! I get good grades and I am working towards my ambition of becoming a fashion designer.

So please...DON'T BE FOOLED. BASILDON ISN'T HALF BAD :) Promise!

I haven't really got an example for Essex :S

by just a normal person January 5, 2008