2 definitions by ROARING HELL

One of the richest counties in England
Jealous northerners with small penises, ugly faces, fat women and tractors feel the need to bitch about thier superiors.
by ROARING HELL June 5, 2004
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coffee for the non-homosexual community.
Gay guy: I like to sit in coffee shops drinking coffee. Can't stand going to straight peoples' houses and being offered tea.
by ROARING HELL May 19, 2004
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