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No fuck you Mike. How many of your realities did I fix just there? Why didn't you do the thing I said before I said it, Andy? Did you not know you could do that? Why were you a brokie? Is having the right knowledge more important than doing "the work," Joe? That's what it looks like. It looks like even if you work extra hard and are a super good kickboxer it doesn't really pay off. It looks like it's more important to have the right information than it is to do any kind of work. How much money did you guys make on that first Izzy bet? I didn't even check to see the odds. I didn't even place a bet. I knew the outcome so it wouldn't have even been fair for me to play.
Hym "Yeah, no, I guarantee you are all more equal to eachother... To me... Than you believe I am to any of you, dick-ass."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Equalality

A missaying of the word "equality" commonly used by Twilly to describe what women are in desperate need of.
Women need equalality!
by SockOfSand September 16, 2021
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Selective Equality

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.
Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.
by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022
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Random equals funny

Zoomer: Yo, check this funny meme *Shows a random equals funny meme*

Every other generation: I don’t get it.
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equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.
The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie
by spyasher6 April 15, 2020
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