eaves-texting

the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.

Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???

by Captain Pumperloaf January 1, 2009

Ellesse

A brand similar to adidas often worn by subway chavs. Ellesse is popular among teenagers and has a 1980s style.

Have you seen jim's new Ellesse hoodie? It looks fly.

by brainlessfreak January 11, 2016

Elleshia

the one who is most important in my life, she is funny, hot sexy, cool, smart, really good looking, hangs out with her boyfriend, runs, surfs. she is so sexy and i love her

i love u elleshia

by Dr.How August 25, 2010

Elesa

Of huge heart and beautiful appearance. Has insatiable desire to find out all dirt on anyone. Is desireable to be around, although tends to talk too much. Phone is connected to body, making quiet moments rare. Has extreme appetite for spending money.

' Elesa was seen at Bridgeport, spending all her husbands hard earned money on lotion'

by wheezie2 February 3, 2010

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

eliesse

Very smart, but an idiot.

“Your as dumb as Eliesse.”

by Sgtftfiycviv ugf itfbdu January 23, 2018