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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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Directdial dysfunction

Person who calls the operator and has them connect the person to the requested party,instead of dialing it themselves.usually due to laziness and not wanting to look up the number themselves.
Shayla has directdial dysfunction again.like remembering extension 11 for hr is too much work.
by Alison1011 April 12, 2009
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Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.
She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.
by Alycisms July 7, 2021
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Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.
Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.
by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023
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dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube November 30, 2022
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Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011
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multiple sexual personality dysfunction

when person cannot control their impulses due to a multiple sexual personality dysfunction
or a sexual identity predicament
by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019
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