Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.

Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"

by LeesusFreak February 7, 2010

erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis

DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!

by pilldyl July 24, 2006

Dysfunctionalocracy

Pronunciation: dis-fuhngk-shuhn-ock-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

The family of self-government methodologies characterized by a largely apathetic constituency. Not to be confused with a stupocracy where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders.

Dumbocracy is one of the most common forms of dysfunctionalocracy in the world today.

by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

bysfunctional

When you are bi sexual and dysfunctional at the same time

That girl is so bysfunctional around her girlfriend.

by Jaseypooo May 11, 2019

correctile disfunction

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015