by Vanessa March 21, 2004
Get the badunka dunk mug.1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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Vince Carter's unbelievable dunk in the 2000 Olympics where he jumped over the head of 7'2" Frenchman Frederic Weis and slammed it home.
by Ben Gleicher July 2, 2006
Get the the dunk mug.The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.
note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
by danksauce12 June 22, 2011
Get the Dankometer mug.When one person sits on the toilet to shit and another person sits on their lap to shit. The top person must do their best to aim for the small space available that people normally just use to look down at their nuts and watch their shit float around.
This conserves both time and water and can be two dudes, chicks or co-ed.
This conserves both time and water and can be two dudes, chicks or co-ed.
Dude 1: "Wow, I have to leave in 5 minutes and gotta shit so bad.... this is going to be a fast one!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I have to leave in 3 minutes and have to shit too! Let me go first!"
Dude 1: "No way! I need more than 2 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Well, looks like we're going to have to double dunk again...."
OR
Dude 1: "Man, last night I was double dunking with my girlfriends, you know, because our water bill is so high, and since I was on top she went ahead and gave me the reach around........ it. was. AWESOME!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I have to leave in 3 minutes and have to shit too! Let me go first!"
Dude 1: "No way! I need more than 2 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Well, looks like we're going to have to double dunk again...."
OR
Dude 1: "Man, last night I was double dunking with my girlfriends, you know, because our water bill is so high, and since I was on top she went ahead and gave me the reach around........ it. was. AWESOME!"
by drgstrSMB April 10, 2008
Get the Double Dunk mug.by Raquelle December 5, 2003
Get the badunka dunk dunk mug.When a man spins a basketball on his penis and then the woman takes the basketball off the mans penis using only her tongue keeping it spinning. she then proceeds to have intercourse with the man until he ejaculates and she is launched into the air and does a 180 slam dunk. this move must be done in a gymnasium.
by JohnShan March 10, 2008
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