dinge

(formed from dingy) dark, dirty and/or sordid

"You are dinge" "To act like that is dinge"

by steV April 16, 2003

boner drinker

some one who sucks dick, aka some one who drinks boners

That gay pride parade is always full of boner drinkers.

by I am Big Jake hear me roar March 12, 2009

Pull a Dring

To let fly a barrage of buzzwords and corporate jargon that neither explain or update one's status on the completion of an assigned action item. Generally used to exhaust the audience into complacency or an unfounded perception that the item is complete.

I totally forgot that i was assigned that action. I was forced to "pull a dring", but they totally bought it. Eyes were glazed over.

by badassmutha4000 February 23, 2014

Dinger

Penis, Tallywhacker, Wing Dang Doodle

Went to the strip club and payed $20 to get my dinger touched.

by BingBongerTheDoorDonger October 23, 2017

gum dinger

a blow job

that chick gave me a gum dinger

by Martycz02 December 23, 2008

starbucks drinker

A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.

"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.

by AragornElessar November 14, 2009

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007