douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012

douchebag

Someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself and fucks girls over. Usually a male with a small dick who thinks he is better than everyone. They also often have a lot of money, which is why they act the way they do.

Girl 1: I'm so sad I thought he really liked me and he broke my heart.
Girl 2: I told you Brayden Bagley is the biggest douchebag alive you never listen!

by sadgurl6969 November 22, 2016

douchebag

a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.

that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag

by kms12 December 26, 2008

douchebag

A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

by defdream September 1, 2009

douchebag

Donald Trump

Douchebags call people names on twitter, bully people, brag about themselves, push peers out of the way for a photo op, insult their peers, and create a safe space for other racist, sexist, misogynistic douchebags.

by Laurena13 June 2, 2017

douchebag

The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker."
From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering.

beachnative420 6 minutes ago

Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?

by big bill1223 July 13, 2010

douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!

by Kasscendra February 2, 2009