douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

by Brandon November 10, 2003

douche bag

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

by Mandi January 28, 2004

douche bag

(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them

god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.

by Amy Lu December 10, 2003

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 28, 2003

douche bag

A word only people with moustaches should use.

What a douche bag! (*=*)

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt November 18, 2007

douche bag

Any idiot who chooses to hide behind someone else's name while expressing a personal opinion of which that same idiot is too cowardly to take ownership...

someone who is making scurrilous remarks and ascribing them to ME.
See douche bag variants...

by Dan Hunnel May 26, 2005

douche bag

Someone who think they own the universe just because they don't know what the real world looks like through a medium other than the computer monitor.

That Mike is such a douche bag, he hasn't gotten off his computer in 3 months.

by Jadler March 04, 2006