Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010

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Doofenshmirtz

Perry the platypus' nemesis aka Heinz Doofenshmirtz or Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is totally evil.

by Aheck_Malehk June 11, 2012

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doofangle

1. Someone of lower mental capacity.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. A person who wanders around town with his underwear on outside of his jeans and/or shirts on inside out.

I was at the post office when this doofangle wandered in; He tried to put a trout in the Out of Town mail and his ball huggers had skid marks on them.

by Bad Billy December 4, 2003

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dooflingy

That which cannot be named. Used as a substitute for the name of an object that you don't know or that you have forgotten in the deep recesses of your fermenting mind. The word is usually preceded by a pregnant pause as you perform a mental search... unsuccessfully.

Hey, turn that.... dooflingy off!

You mean my Walkman, you doofus?

Umm, yeah.

by Peter "Deacon" Bakke September 6, 2008

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Dooflinkey

Any part, piece, or item that you cannot remember the name for at that moment.

Ron needed a dooflinkey to fix his car.

by Cutty72 January 15, 2008

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doof doof chic

Doof doof chic is high quality techno sound. Or it means 'off the hook"/high quality.
You could also drop the "chic".

(4 out of 5 doctors agree that Doof Doof Chic is the SHIT.)

"Oh shit, that beat is doof doof chic!", "I really appreciate doof doof chic because the sound means good techno.", "You're shirt is so doof doof it must have been real expensive."

by ThisPartBlank October 12, 2008

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