dooflingy 

That which cannot be named. Used as a substitute for the name of an object that you don't know or that you have forgotten in the deep recesses of your fermenting mind. The word is usually preceded by a pregnant pause as you perform a mental search... unsuccessfully.

Hey, turn that.... dooflingy off!

You mean my Walkman, you doofus?

Umm, yeah.

dooflingy by Peter "Deacon" Bakke September 6, 2008

doodling your noodle 

To play with one's self; masturbation. Term is specifically used when talking about Asians.

Sam: Dean were you doodling your noodle to BustyAsianBeauties.com??

doodling your noodle by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011

horse doodling 

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

horse doodling by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

Cooter Doodling 

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

Cooter Doodling by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

left handed doflinky 

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

left handed doflinky by john stodderd May 21, 2008

dooflinky 

That which cannot be named. Used as a substitute for the name of an object that you don't know or that you have forgotten in the deep recesses of your mind. The word is usually preceded by a pause as you perform a mental search for the object's name... unsuccessfully.

Hey, turn that.... dooflinky off!

dooflinky by Peter "Deacon" Bakke September 7, 2008

oogling the doodlings 

v. Unprovoked scrutinization of one's fingers, often while fingers are in motion. Related to checking the digits.

Charlotte: "I don't understand how Anne gets so much amusement out of looking at her fingers."
Emily: "Pssh, I've caught you oogling the doodlings plenty of times."

oogling the doodlings by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010