doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

by Ray! April 24, 2006

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doggy rodeo

when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.

Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!

by Evan9 June 25, 2006

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Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

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Bully Doggy

When you nut in a child's face and they get mad because they thought it was yogurt, they also start to rampage around the house naked and you have to get naked and chase them as well.

Babysitter: Hey u know Billy? I had to bully doggy him yesterday if that's ok with you
Mother: oh that ok did u take a video?
Babysitter: Do you want me to do it next time?
Mother: Oh hell yea and remember to chain them up

by Long Dong Shing Shong August 8, 2018

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Cock Doggie

A cocktail wiener; small hot dog

These cock doggies are awesome with a little ketchup.

by CRUCIAL cadaver September 30, 2010

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Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010

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