digital foresight

When you do not post, send or share anything you will regret later.

I am so glad I had the digital foresight not to send that email to my mother-in-law when I was mad at her.

by debbie desmoines July 11, 2011

digital delete

The act of removing a persons contact information from your mobile device after it ends. You get caught in a digital delete when said person texts you after the deletion and you respond with “who is this” and they know that you deleted them.

Amy: Yeah he's a douche. He totally stood me up last night and never called.
Sylvia: Digital Delete.

by Natasha Love October 6, 2013

digital hickey

Tagging someone in a Facebook post, with or without consent, to create the appearance of intimacy. For example, you are guilty of giving a digital hickey when you check-in while at a company happy hour and tag someone you are fond of, but rarely talk to, so it looks like you are there together.

Can you believe John?! I hardly even know him and he tagged me in Facebook. He totally gave me a digital hickey!

by P2Dub March 1, 2015

Digital Virginity

The act of restoring your computer to it's virgin state when you are leaving your job and want no one to steal your intellectual property.

Today I completed digital virginity by deleting every file I ever wrote .

by Momma_1 June 12, 2017

digitalclock

a term used for a snowflake who gets offended by small jokes.

"Delhi stop being a fucking digitalclock"

by crab64 February 11, 2022

digital trailblazer

A term used to describe a person who has created something original, using electronic technology, and then posted it online, usually in a way that draws substantial attention.

The prolific and incomparably witty Dr. Bunnygirl is one of the most well-known digital trailblazers of all time, having contributed more than 1,700 words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022

Simpsons did it

A phrase taken from an episode title of the tv show South Park. Used to tell someone that an idea, phrase or word they think is original or they created has actually already been created/done/said.

Larry: look at this meme I just made
Tom: simpsons did it

Tom: I just thought of a great idea, sliced bread
Larry: simpsons did it

by DJZombieApe February 27, 2017