diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair July 22, 2008

you cant diddle a diddle boy

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack

*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
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by EditorKaiIsABrush June 28, 2019

Diddle Dallying

When someone takes a lackadaisical approach to masturbation, making detours

Stacee spent the entire afternoon diddle dallying herself instead of cleaning

by Kreat August 23, 2021

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 08, 2009

Diddle Doodle

Something to say when you are mad but don't wanna swear
Another form could be Diddly Doodly

"UGH! YOU DIDDLE DOODLE!"
"You are such a Diddle Doodle."

by ThatRandomChild July 02, 2018

Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

by audyy July 11, 2008