Dicked the shit

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.

I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.

by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

dicked

Dicking your pants is the act of getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants

Kyler just dicked his pants!

by shakethatassfome July 12, 2015

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017

Dicked

When an individual is receives surprise dick up the butt.

Guy 1: "hey, how was the party last night?"
Guy 2: "yo I dicked this one girl, and she was totally into it."

by Garyikea September 17, 2017

dicked it

When you completely fuck up

Yo my buddy Hayden wrecked his dirt bike he completely dicked it.

by Cboii112 November 28, 2017

dickedness

The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;

A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;

The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a college paper on Great Expectations without having read the book.

The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.

I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.

The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.

by DrSLK August 14, 2018