decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.

"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

dickfacemuthafucka

The worst and most offensive of all disses, usually used in bro to bro combat.

"Come at me dickfacemuthafucka!"
"Bro take it back, crossing the line."
"Sorry man."

by Jesuslovesballs February 18, 2012

dicfistationary

A point in one's life when he(she) is going in no measurable direction, due to the masturbationary manifestation of one's own psyche. Often encountered with long term unemployment and or delusions of grandeuer coupled with severe drug use

Poor Rob would sit in his room for hours on end deciding how best to tackle ALL the tasks he had planned himself for the day, but without the appropriate amount of meth, he ended up DICFISTATIONARY

by BUY JINGOES February 6, 2010

Decaf-itation

A sudden, gruesome event following self-inflicted caffeine deprivation.

Man, don't go cold turkey on that java; you risk decaf-itation

by Original Robbo March 4, 2012

dickaful

A dumb bum

Your dickaful

by Jiofobian June 24, 2016

dickaful

A dumb bum

Your dickaful

by Jiofobian June 24, 2016

decaf

description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.

He was playing Juicy J decaf music in his car during his car audio competition.

by crashtestsdatabase February 2, 2017