Defect

Ryan’s S14 has a green sticker

Ryan is a defect therefore his S14 is defective

by Tyrone.w3st June 25, 2023

defleted

Toby Aromolaran - “deflated and depleted put together: defleted”

i feel so defleted. - Toby

i’m defleted. i’m so defleted. - Liberty

by thisismypseudonym6 February 9, 2024

Delectefern

An insult for someone of low intelligence

He is such a delectefern

by mabiu8 November 24, 2023

Flatuality Defect

A personality defect that is characterized: by the unwelcome act of a re-occurring toot. AKA anal flatulence. The inappropriate and excessive protrusion of methane gases through rectum expulsion.

To sit next to a fellow passenger, or person for an undisclosed spell of time who openly passes wind (or farts) at regular intervals, causing undue stress and unnecessary nasal inhalation to the neighboring party.

EG, he's got major Flatuality Defect
or He's open with his flatuality

by Katie G & Jill D July 26, 2009

Retard Defect Disability

When one can't remember things and or has trouble with identification. It become very hard for a person with this disability to handle serious situations. Often times the person is not aware of his or her defect. Five in every ten people are born with this disability.

"What did I say yesterday about not touching my food?"

"I don't remember!"
"It's that Retard Defect Disability that you have."
"That's not a real disability."

by JakeRandom Ness August 13, 2011

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

cost defective

The opposite of "cost effective"; money spent on projects which ultimately backfire or fail; spending money in an ill-advised manner.

Board Meeting Speaker: People, we need to get back to basics. We need to become thrifty again! So, the board has approved the purchase of new, more environmentally-friendly furniture to replace all of our existing furniture, which we just bought new six months ago. We're going to multi-task by going green and saving green simultaneously. As a side-note...no raises for the next 2 years to help implement our new thrifty phase. Comments anyone?

Sarcastic Attendee: Yeah, sounds very "cost defective" to me!

by chickypoo247 September 30, 2012