Dampi

An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.

Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!

by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011

dampoo

What you say when you step in poo.

Also, damp shampoo.

I really love how my dampoo leaves my hair feeling moist & refreshing.

by Dimos January 20, 2011

dampman

A man who is neither moist or dry but most certainly damp.

Gurpreet was a real dampman

by dampman June 14, 2012

damplips.com

A site where you don't have to pay for porn. It has videos from all different websites.

"Have you seen this damplips.com my bress."

"Nah fam. But have you checked out meatapin.com. It's mad gay."

"That's way better than this heterosexual site."

by PPBIG42069 December 19, 2019

dampock

When you cover your penis in your girlfriends saliva, and then fuck a baja blast from Taco Bell

Dude 1-"Dude i've been wanting to do something crazy"
Dude2-"Just go dampock this weekend, it'll be fun"

by Clutch24 May 9, 2021

dampy

a dampy is when you are tossing someones salad and start to cry and get the persons asshole all wet

josh porter was giving me a salad tossing but then he started crying about his helicopter and before i new it i got a dampy

by rmag December 31, 2004

dampties

A case of the old damp panties. I.E. a very exited woman.

I could smell her dampties from 15 feet away when she met George Michael.

by Lord_Jefe February 25, 2006