ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008

Cuckery

A place where newborn cuckholds (i.e. men who will, sometime in the future, be cuckholded by other men) are reared.

i.e. a nursery for infant cucks.

We get to go pick up my baby brother from the Cuckery on Wednesday.

by Merriam W. November 3, 2018

Cunkey

A girl that is so slutty that you know your taking your chances of getting an STD by tapping that. Shes such a slut that shes like a monkey getting bugs eaten off of her, and such a bitch that shes a cunt. cunt + monkey = cunkey

"Dude I havent stopped scratching since I got with that Cunkey"

by Joaquin Alejandro October 18, 2006

Cucked

When someone's girl gets taken and gets fucked by another guy with his knowledge.

guy 1: You heard what happened to Michael and that girl he went to homecoming with?
guy 2: Yeah that dudes always getting Cucked .

by Cucklordxd October 3, 2018

casket ready

When you’re dressed too formal that it looks like you’re ready for a wake/funeral.

Jeez look at Kevin’s suit he looks casket ready.

by LitToFit May 12, 2018

get cuked

Disdainfully encouraging a person to intentionally insert a cucumber into their anus...

Hey Dan, get cuked!

by Sour Opals November 6, 2013

Custed

A group of 2 or more people who are complete badasses alone, but when they are together... they are unstoppable

Yo those two guys are tight as hell, you think they are a custed?

Nah man neither one is enough of a badass

by Lustouski December 15, 2010