crusty clit

A female who has engaged in sexual intercourse and does not clean her genitalia afterward.

Your mother is a crusty clit bitch.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

crusty potato

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010

Crusty Dusty

adj. A living organism that smells of poo and rotten sewer water. The smell is so foul that you can catch a sickness from it.

Ex:
P1) "What is that repulsive foul smell?"

P2) "Oh, that is just a crusty dusty anus!"

by rosieposiepoo August 18, 2014

Crusty Ovaries

When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.

Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

crusty anus

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.

man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!

by Mya April 10, 2005

crusty crack

when ur ass is hairy, sweaty, and moldy and has acne from cheek to cheek.

hey crusty crack! wash ur ass!

by unisha February 14, 2008