When a Hispanic mother is in distress towards one of her 18 children, she whips out the choncla from her foot and into her hand, threatening to yeet it towards the child. If successful, the mother is automatically locked in to be 1st or 2nd round NFL draft pick as a QB and her child gets CTE.
Maria: pepito don’t make me choncalize you
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
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