CONCACAFING

When a team with much less talent then their opponent fakes injuries, throws a couple of balls on the field, let fans rush the field, argue with the ref, fake injuries some more, make subs late in injury time, and fake even more injuries, just to milk out a 0-0 draw at home. Oh, and don’t forget, dirty tackles that should result in a straight red card, that only result in the referee giving a booking for simulation.

I can’t believe we couldn’t beat Honduras! They were concacafing the whole time!

CONCACAFING by Deszreen Mitchell March 29, 2022

Concalifing 

A state of losing track of dates and weekdays because of a relaxed, unstructured lifestyle — usually during summer. Typical signs: asking “what day is it?”, forgetting appointments, and floating between naps and snacks.

"Wait... is it Thursday already? Damn, I'm deep in concalifing."

Concalifing by Mirella Konno May 30, 2025

Concalifing 

A chilled-out mental fog that sets in when your days have no structure — often during summer break or long vacations. Symptoms include forgetting the date, checking your phone calendar five times a day, and wondering if it's Tuesday or Sunday while eating cereal at 3pm.

"Wait, it's SUNDAY?! I was sure it was Friday! Damn, I'm really deep in concalifing"

Concalifing by Mirella Konno May 30, 2025