japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016

lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore

Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017

brute force your cracker

To hack into someone's Instagram account which will crack open like a cracker.

I'm such a good hacker. I can brute force your cracker.

by potatopicker324234 July 23, 2017

Cracker Lover

A non-white female who loves white boys.

That Chinese girl is totally cracker lover;she only dates white guys.

by UD12345 August 31, 2004

Georgia Cracker

A native to the State of Georgia whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

Travis is a Georgia Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Jesus Christ on a cracker

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

by TGBen December 30, 2008