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Closter

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.
(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."
by Cam6092 October 19, 2008
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CoasterFuel

A roller-coaster based community in which people upload tracks they made on programs such as RCT3 and No Limits, and Scream Machine. Also there are forums to discuss roller coasters and other stuff. Worth a look if you are into roller coasters.
Guy1-I just went to Six Flags and now I'm going to hook up with coasterFuel because i love roller coasters.

Guy2-AWSOME! me too.

Guy3-You're gay dude.
by Tyler Holler August 31, 2006
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Roller Coaster

A Roller Coaster is a thrill ride that a train with an average of 6 carts move along smooth rails at a high speed useing wheels on top of the rails, under the rails and at the side of the rails conected to the train. you are held in on the train by eather shoulder restraints, lap bar restraints or both and some roller coasters have other type of restraints. types of roller coasters you can get are:

wooden roller coaster
steel roller coaster
floorless roller coaster
stand-up roller coaster
inverted roller coatser
flying roller coaster
4th dimension roller coaster
launch roller coaster
and many more

roller coasters are said to be one of the best things ever in the world, even better than sex. "air time" is the real name of "that feeling yo get in your stomach", you get it when the roller coaster your on reaches a high speed in a short amount of time for example going down the first drop and a launching on a launching roller coaster. on a roller coaster you get elements like a loop, here are some examples:

loop
barrol roll
heartline roll
corkscrew
barwing
and MUCH more

by the time you have finished reading this at least 5 new roller coaster designs would have been made.
Roller Coaster loop barrol roll corkscrew
by theNG May 8, 2010
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cooter booter

Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.
That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.
by AngelaMay blahhaha December 28, 2007
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the roller-coaster

Sex position where your partner sits on top of you and you both put your hands up and scream as if on a roller coaster. At the point of climax a stranger comes in and takes you picture. You then have the option to purchase the picture for $12.
Tosh.0 episode idfk that has the roller-coaster in it
by Gamefreak324 December 1, 2013
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closter

1: A town in New Jersey.
2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.
1: Closter is such a crappy place.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!
by James Baek February 9, 2005
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casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye
The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.
by alyssa April 16, 2005
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