aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands

"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"

by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008

Boys have cooties

Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011

Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.

-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.

by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025