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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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Console Nazi

The type of person that makes fun of another console or insults people that play/use it for no apparent reason other than to make themself feel good.
Anon is such a console nazi, the other day he was calling me a loser for playing Minecraft on my ps4 instead of a PC!!!
by Lazy69420 October 2, 2019
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Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.
Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.
by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014
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Curse Of The Console

When you always want to be playing on “insert console” but you have things to do.
“Did you heard from Jim he’s been out.”

“I heard he got the curse of the console!”
by Cubeking April 19, 2022
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center console

A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 2, 2025
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Console Dizzy

When someone is playing worse than usual because of a switch in console. Such as switching to Xbox from PS4
"Yo、why you so console dizzy Cav? I thought you were good at this."
by NRG dizzy March 16, 2019
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Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.
After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.
by KickstandLover November 16, 2018
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